are you a secret slob?

Do you just brush crumbs off yourself on to the floor when no one is around?

Do you stuff candy wrappers in the cushions or under the couch?

Or worse, egad, throw them over the headboard or under the bed frame?

Is the sofa chair your personal hand towel?

Do you push bits of bits under carpets or throw them in to the heating vents?

Have you put fluffy fluff under a lamp or statuette?

Placed placemats over sticky coffee rings?

Turned over a cushion because you spilt juice?

Do you throw all your crap in the closets and shut them up to be rifled through time and time again?


Then you just may be a secret slob!!


Well, stop it!

Someone, sooner or later, has to clean it up. And it may very well be you who ends up cleaning it to your own chagrin.

If it is someone else who has to clean it, well, that is just not very nice. It is rude and selfish. And no, it does not matter if you hire cleaners. They are not your mothers or grannies wiping your nose or changing your nappie. There is cleaning and there is emptying out a landfill. We are not savages!

The longer it sits, the harder it is to clean and furniture or flooring may be irreparably damaged by the delay in being hygienic.

There is no reason to be deliberately oblivious. Wipe that up. Pick that up. Throw it out - in to the garbage. Get a broom. Oh yeah, get a hair cut and sit up straight! blbbl